Red
finally achieved his life long ambition to win the controversial 1999
Mongrel Masters. This high point finally lifted the cloud from his
controversial '97 Masters following the biggest substitute
scandal since the "Fine Cotton Affair" where he substituted
beer for lemon cordial at the '97 Sledge Ball. In 2000 became 4th
player to earn more than $1million in career earnings in just seven
tournaments. Has only been placed outside the Top 5 twice. Consecutive
2nd placing in 2001,2002 and 2003 earned Red number one position on World
Mongrel Rankings. 2003 runner up was due to losing to Butch Boyer in a
three way playoff that included Chad Todd.
Always
ahead of the times in fashion and haircuts. Red has caused a sensation
with his line of bum thong apparel. Crowd numbers are expected to
swell just to see the Red fellow prance around in his G string at this
years Masters. Expect him to wear tight fitting flairs that will hug
the contours of his cheeks and accentuate the thong!