Player Profiles - Long Drive Cliffy

 

EXEMPT STATUS: Sponsor Invitation

BIRTH PLACE: Melbourne, VIC

RESIDENCE: Manly Vale, NSW

FAMILY: None known but working on it. 

SPECIAL INTERESTS: Nude trampoline jumping

TOURNAMENT RESULTS:   

YEAR POSITION MONEY 1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th 6th 7th 8th 9th TOTAL
1995 19 $16000 18 10 11 27 13 11 18 17   125
1996 15 $20000 9 8 8 9 9 8 9 8 10 78
1997 18 $17000 9 8 7 5 8 9 8 9 9 72
1999 20 $29000 9 8 7 5 8 9 8 9 9 72
2000 19 $29000 9 7 5 8 9 8 7 6 6 65
2001 18 $30000 8 5 7 8 11 9 10 7 8 73
Total 18.2 $141000 10.8 8.2 7.6 10.8 9.4 9 10 9.8 8.5 80.8

In rookie year of 1995 won Bradman award and wrote his name into the history books of the Mongrel Masters to record the highest score ever made of 125, 94 over the card in the tournament and the highest score on any hole ever recorded. Repeated feat in 1996,1997,1999,2000 & 2001 to become the undisputed worst golfer ever to play in the tournament. Was denied threepeat in 1998 due to serious illness contracted on morning of tournament which saw him in intensive care for two weeks.

Won a very dubious Longest Drive in 2000 when all competitors, with the exception of Cliffy, missed the fairway. His all time low round of 65 in 2000 evidence of scoring irregularities that caused administrators to enforce new scoring recording measures.

CAREER SUMMARY

First Year

Tournaments
Entered

World Mongrel  Ranking

Best Result

1995/2000

6

30

15-1996

Low
Round

High
Round

Rounds
Under Par

Money Won

65

125

0

$141,000

Top 3

Top 5

Top 10

Top 20

0

0

0

6

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Long Drive Cliffy is the undisputed worst golfer ever to play in the Mongrel Masters. Golf club manufacturers pay him not to use their equipment.

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