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Sledge
Ball On Again With More Casualties Likely
In all wars there are
victims. Last years Sledge Ball was a war of attrition claiming quite
a few casualties.
Much to the dismay of the
victims of last years Ball, Executive Director Noni Scanlon has
announced that Sledge Ball II will be held on Sunday 28th December
1997, the eve of the Mongrel Masters at the Mongrel Masters Club
House.
Sledge Ball I caused last
years presentation breakfast to be akin to a war zone, with bodies
littering the Club House.
Wilko Wilkinson went into
a coma, after heaving his guts up mid transit. Buddha Yeates was found
unconscious cuddling a teddy bear. While Ramrod and Spuddy Cruddy
Murphy impersonated humans but were in actual fact zombies
masquerading as humans.
Many competitors believe
that the Sledge Ball gives Noni an unfair advantage and are less than
happy with the decision to have it prior to the tournament.
Noni's response to their
complaint was as predictable and as tactful as ever. "They can
get stuffed!"
Click
here for 1997 Results
Click here for the 1997 Mongrel Masters in Photograph
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