News Archive - 1997 Mongrel Masters

Sledge Ball On Again With More Casualties Likely

In all wars there are victims. Last years Sledge Ball was a war of attrition claiming quite a few casualties.

Much to the dismay of the victims of last years Ball, Executive Director Noni Scanlon has announced that Sledge Ball II will be held on Sunday 28th December 1997, the eve of the Mongrel Masters at the Mongrel Masters Club House.

Sledge Ball I caused last years presentation breakfast to be akin to a war zone, with bodies littering the Club House.

Wilko Wilkinson went into a coma, after heaving his guts up mid transit. Buddha Yeates was found unconscious cuddling a teddy bear. While Ramrod and Spuddy Cruddy Murphy impersonated humans but were in actual fact zombies masquerading as humans.

Many competitors believe that the Sledge Ball gives Noni an unfair advantage and are less than happy with the decision to have it prior to the tournament.

Noni's response to their complaint was as predictable and as tactful as ever. "They can get stuffed!"

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Casualties of  the 1996 Sledge Ball, Wilko Wilkinson (above) and Spuddy Cruddy Murphy and Ramrod Ramsey (below)

 

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