Chad Linked to Sex Scandal

The 1995 Mongrel Masters has been rocked with a sex scandal involving five current players.It has been alleged that Chad was the mastermind of the scandal. The lives of Buddha, King, Spuddy and Johno will never be the same.
 

It all started at the 1994 Mongrel Masters presentation function. Chad had boasted to the four innocents that he had been neutered in the off season and that his child bearing days were over. No longer did he need to play Russian Roulette nor have to go diving in a wet-suit. It was bareback riding for him from now on. At first they did not believe him, so Chad dropped his pants and-showed them his scar. Seeing was believing!
 

Chad then said to the lads that he had a life time supply of condoms, a pack of twelve, in his car that he obviously no longer required and asked if they would like them. All of them agreed to take the stash off his hands and thanked him for his kind gesture.
 

Accepting these condoms was their first mistake. Using them was their second and final mistake. What they did not realise was that Chad's condoms use by date had expired four years ago and they were the same batch that he used which resulted in the conception of Madeline, his last child, who is now three.
 

As a result of this fiasco, all of the players spouses are either expecting an addition to their households or in Buddha's case have a bouncing, screaming, shitting, bundle of joy to take care of
 

Chad claims that it was all an honest mistake and that his intentions were honourable. Others who know him better and think that he stitched the poor bastards up


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