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Red
Moves to London
Dashing left handed mongrel Red Colby has followed current
Mongrel Masters champion Ramrod Ramsey and moved to
London. Both are competing in the lucrative European
Mongrel Tour.
"London's the perfect place to tone up your mongrel
skills. There are so many arseholes over here that it just
comes naturally to be an arsehole back. "said Red. "I am
also getting lots of practice drinking pints of beer, so
when it comes to knocking down the four stubbies at the
Masters it will be like drinking out of thimbles."
Red claims his sole reason for moving to London was to
improve his golf and mongrel skills. "I was bitterly
disappointed with my performance at last years Masters. It
was mine to take, but the alcohol, early morning and
Chad's incessant banter just got to me."
It was Ramrod Ramsey who suggested he should compete on
the European Mongrel Tour in the off season to tune up his
game. "Ramrod spoke to me after the 1994 Masters and told
me of his plans to compete in Europe and suggested I
consider doing the same. So here lam."
Sources close to Red claim that the real reason for moving
to London was to meet up with Donna, the woman who in six
short weeks stole his heart.
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