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Aussie Retires
Three time Bradman Award winner and all time mongrel,
Aussie Canty has announced his retirement from the Mongrel
Masters due to health reasons.
His announcement has sent shock waves through the mongrel
fraternity.
Aussie has a
string of All Time Mongrel Records including:
* Lowest Bradman Score
* Highest Bradman Score
* Most Consecutive Awards
* First year player’s worst finish on Order Of Merit
Tributes for Aussie and his contribution to the Mongrel
Masters have poured in.
" No one sledges like Aus" said two time playing partner
and joint Bradman winner, Quailedog. "He had this great
knack of knowing just when to honk his horn or rev up his
bike that would irritate the shit out of you. I blame my
poor display last year on Aus."
"I guess I
better get some practice or 1 will end up with the Bradman
next year" was Milton Daley’s response when told about
Aussie's retirement. Many believe that Milton, the
greatest exponent of the footwedge that the game has ever
seen, should have taken out at least two Bradman Awards,
but the pen was mightier than the club!
I
t will be Chad
that will miss Aussie the most. "I wont have anyone that's
uglier than me playing in the Masters anymore. Oh I forgot
Noni is still playing."
Aussie will not be lost to the Mongrel Masters, the Board
have asked him to take on an advisory role on the
tournaments Ethics and Sledging Committee. No doubt the
tournament can only benefit from his advice.
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1995 Results
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