Ramrod Retains Title

Final shot wins him Masters.
 

Ramrod Ramsey became only the second player in the long history of the Mongrel Masters to successfully defend the title.
 

Once again the Masters was won in dramatic circumstances with the winner not apparent until the final shot of the day. Five players were in contention when playing the final hole.
 

Wilko Wilkinson was setting the pace in the penultimate group. He was two over the card and smoking having pared the eighth, the hardest hole on the course. The Masters seemed within his grasp. He just needed a good tee shot on the last tee.
 

Wilko's tee shot on the ninth made solid contact but was hooked onto the middle of the 1st fairway. The jelly belly had just started to quiver. His second shot had to hit the green if he was to win the title. Unfortunately Wilko's second shot went into the right hand front sand trap. His aspirations of becoming the Mongrel Masters Champion were now buried. History will record that Wilko blew out bigger than the current account deficit. It would take him two shots to get out of the trap and then three putts to sink the ball into the hole to give him a big fat triple bogey. He had now slipped from first place to equal fifth. A one time contender became another pretender as the Mongrel Masters claimed yet another victim.
 

A tomb stone has since been laid in the bunker with the inscription: "Here lay Wilko Wilkinson's chances of victory at the 1994 Mongrel Masters. Once a jelly fish, always a jelly fish."
 

With Wilko out of contention, two time Mongrel Masters Champion, Noni Scanlon, had the Clubhouse lead with a par on the final hole to finish four over the card. It was now down to the final group of Ramrod Ramsey, Harold P Ouvrier and Robo Johnstone.
 

Ramrod walked from the eighth green with his second successive par and was making a charge for his second title. He could sniff victory as rookie Robo
recorded his second straight bogey. Robo's three stroke advantage at the 6th had been whittled down to a solitary stroke.
 

Also in contention and one shot off the pace was Harold. He had just made his fourth straight par and desperately wanted to go one better than runner up in 1994.It was Harold's honour. When stepping up to his shot images of his ghastly choke in the play-off for the '93 Masters must have flashed before him. Once again the poignancy of the moment got the better of him and an average tee shot resulted. His Masters aspirations once again vaporised. He seems destined to be always the bridesmaid and never the bride.
 

Ramrod just oozed confidence as he addressed the ball. There was no thought of a percentage shot, he wanted to win the title. The Driver was the club of choice and a huge shot straight down the middle of the fairway resulted. The gauntlet had been laid.
 

Robo at this point looked decidedly stressed. He had maintained throughout the round to his playing partners that he was just happy to be playing in the tournament and that he had no aspirations of winning. Such bullshit was coming home to haunt him. His outward aspirations of mediocrity were transposing themselves into reality. The use of logotherapy was contributing to his downfall instead of his success.
 

The soft cock three iron was selected for his tee shot. Robo wanted to defend his lead rather than reach out and grab the opportunity. A short but straight tee shot resulted. This meant he would be the first to hit the approach shot to the green. It was essential that it land on the green, but with the distance required to reach the green, nigh on impossible.
 

As predicted the distance was to be too great and his second shot fell short of the green.
 

The door had been left open for Ramrod to claim victory. A birdy would win it for him and the best chance for this would be to land close to the pin with his second. A super charged Ramrod miscalculated with his club selection and hit his second ten metres short of the green. Robo was still in with a chance and chipped his third to within 5m of the pin.
 

It was up to Ramrod to pull off the shot of the Masters. Out of the bag came the Texas wedge. 20metres from where the ball laid was the cup. The putt needed to traverse the roughly mown apron for 10m and then the green for a further 10m to its target. The gallery surrounding the green and the viewers on Sports Tonight, which was televised nationally, watched with awe as Ramrod proceeded to sink the impossible putt and claim victory of the 1994 Mongrel Masters.



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