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Rules get whimp!
The 1993
Mongrel Masters Championship was once again embroiled in
controversy following the Match Committee invoking a 5
stroke penalty on Paulus Tenney.
New rules were
introduced last year to irradiate whimpish behavior, propogate
sledging and foster the true Mongrel spirit. The Match
Committee found that Paulus did not consume any beers
during the Tournament. Thus contravening Law Three sub
clause A.
"It was the
most flagrant example of bringing the Tournament into
disrepute since its inception." stated Committee Chairman
Noni Scanlon. "He was damn lucky that we didn't rip up his
tour card and suspend him from playing in 1994."
Chad Todd when asked for his comments on the matter did
not seem surprised of Paulus' behavior. "Yeah well what do
you expect from someone who slipped from first to last in
1991. Since then he has always blamed the booze, not his
lack of ability. I guess this has blown that theory away.
What excuse will he use next year?"
Click here for
1993 Results
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for the 1993 Mongrel Masters in Photographs
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