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Milton the Monster Daley Best Dressed.
In his first
appearance at the Mongrel Masters, Milton the Monster
Daley walked away with the Best Dressed Award for 1993.
Dressed in
more colours than an SBS test pattern Milton almost did
not make it to the tournament.
Whilst waiting
on the comer of Coles Road and Harbord Road for his lift
to the tournament, a Police car drove past. Upon noticing
the technicoloured monster the car came to a sudden
screeching holt. Reversed back in Milton's direction.
Anyone dressed the way Milton was at Sam in the morning is
bound to raise the suspicion of New South Wales finest.
Milton
responded calmly to the situation and jumped over the
nearest fence so that he could not be found by the Police.
"As if they
(the Police) were going to believe some Neville dressed up
like a big fairy that he was going to play golf. It was
dark and I had no golf clubs. So rather than find out what
they wanted I bolted" recounted Milton.
Fortunately
Milton was not taken in for questioning and made his way
to the Masters.
It is hoped
that Milton will be back for the 1994 Mongrel Masters to
defend
his title.
Click here for
1993 Results
Click here
for the 1993 Mongrel Masters in Photographs
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