Can Butch do it again?

The moment Butch Boyer sunk that ten foot putt on the first play off hole to defeat Red Colby and Chad Todd for the 2003 Mongrel Masters title his life changed. He did not realize at the time, but he immediately assumed the responsibilities that came with being a Mongrel Masters champion. He can no longer be seen as a mere hacker, but is now an ambassador for all those that have chopped up finely manicured fairways and greens. We interview Butch and discover how he has come to terms with the role.

MM: What has been the biggest change in your life since winning the Mongrel Masters?

BB: It has certainly had a dramatic affect on my sex life .

MM: Why because you now attract golf groupies?

BB No, since winning the Masters I have not been able to get out of the Blue Tweed jacket it is so bloody tight and because of that my wife now sleeps in another room in the house due to the stench.

MM: Many have said that the Blue Tweed has improved your wardrobe. What do you say to the charge that you have no sense of fashion?

BB: Since when has safari suits not been at the cutting edge of fashion? Listen I have always believed that I have led fashion trends, its just that the rest are pretty damn slow in catching up.

MM: What has been the biggest change in your life since winning the Mongrel Masters?

BB: Not much really has changed other than insisting that people refer to me as "Champ" rather than "Butch". I have earned the right to the title and people must respect that.

MM: How do you think you will go at defending your title?

BB:This reigning Mongrel Masters Champion is definitely up for the defence of the title (unlike that Kiwi wimp from the year before!) What was his name again?  Ronald McDonald or something.  All I remember is that he has some Scottish sounding name.  I know he was running scared last year from my sledging prowess....I hope he’s toughened up and gets his butt along to this years title!  Mr X is what I’ll call him.  And what about his manager...what a disgrace.  What was his name again... Bambi or something.  That bald melon is going down this year...again!!!

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