2002 Mongrel Masters Quotable Quotes

"Chad lets face facts you will never win the Masters, so stop kidding yourself and do the job that the Board has given you. You have to take out those players in your group." 

Chairman Noni Scanlon prior to the Masters

"So who the f@#$ are you then c#$%?" 

Chad Todd welcoming rookie Simple Ben to the 1st tee.

"Hey Johno how did you get that bubble behind your ear?" 

Cambo Campbell to Johno Johnson on the 1st Tee

"Who is the Maori that was giving me shit?" 

1992 Champion Johno Johnson on the 2nd tee

"She's the one!" 

Ramrod Ramsey describing yet another girl he has fallen for. This "one" didn't last long  when he called her the wrong name the next morning.

"How long has this been going on?"  

Runner up Red Colby after watching Harold P Ouvrier miraculously find his ball sitting up in prime real estate on the 1st hole after previous searches for the ball were unsuccessful.

"This Mongrel Masters is pretty stressful." 

Cambo Campbell on the 6th tee

"Before I played in this group I thought cordial was something you added to water" 

Boxcar Willey describing the friendly atmosphere within his group.

"I sank that 40 footer and made 6" 

Harold P Ouvrier recounting his strokes in making a questionable score on the 6th. In reality he had two putts and made 7.

"Hey Elvis, you will never win again." 

Cambo Campbell to 3 time champion Noni Scanlon after watching Noni's Elvis like hippy shake swing hook another tee shot.

"I played really well today" 

King Bonser after one of the greatest scoring rorts in Mongrel Masters history to come from 15th in 2001 to 3rd in 2002. A 13 stroke turn around!! Once again the pencil was mightier than the irons.

"He was a pitiful sight. In fact we had him on suicide watch the whole round. So rather than sledge him we consoled him." 

Noni Scanlon describing Lurch Hayden's disasterous and historic round which saw him fall from 1st to 20th having scored a  massive 22 over par 55 in comparison to his winning two over par 35 the previous year.

"The question has got to be asked. How the hell did he win last year?" 

Red Colby commenting on Lurch Hayden's fall from grace.

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