2002 Mongrel News

Since moving to the States, Mongrel Masters Chairman Noni Scanlon has made a strange mate in the form of University of Wisconsin mascot Bucky Badger." I like hanging out with him. He is very popular around town, the chicks dig him and I don't get any lip from him." says Scanlon

Boxcar Willey has just joined the volunteer bush fire brigade and been elevated to the position of chief following his heroic extinguishing of a mattress whilst on vacation in the US.

2000 Mongrel Masters Champion Robo Robinson has moved the family down to Dapto. Spuddy Cruddy Murphy reports that "you can hear the whirl of the bunny going around the track. It's like music to your ears".

Spuddy Cruddy Murphy set a record for the most expensive taxi fare ever after spending the night  on the "tiles" of the La Fayette Country Club following Noni Scanlon's wedding reception. Having trawled every street in St Paul  Spuddy finally recognised the house where the post wedding party was being held. Unfortunately he arrived after the party had finished some six hours earlier!

Who was the Mongrel Masters player that stuck his tongue down the throat of three different girls during the course of the night of Noni Scanlon's wedding reception?

Mongrel Masters player the Fish will join the ranks of the happily married in December 2002. Yet another one bites the dust!

Red Colby leads the head count for the most children of all the players with three boys all under five years of age! You can see why he looks forward to the Masters each year.

Harold P Ouvrier has been earning extra money posing as the Michelin man at Bob Jane T marts. Given his current huge frame it is one way of putting it to good use. Harold has recently entered into a bet with Boxcar Willey that he will shed the spare tyres by Christmas, however, many believe he has got a fat chance of doing that.

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